A blog for chemistry & science jewelry and t-shirts.
Starting tomorrow, we are giving away some of our nerdy chemistry products in our newsletter. Simply join our chemical newsletter here and get a change to win.
The products range from Molecule Store gift cards to our Chemistry Ugly Christmas Sweater, Molecule T-Shirts and end at our Periodic Table of Elements Fridge Magnets.
Happy Chemistry
Simon
First of all, like every year, we wish you a very chemical 2024. May all your scientific wishes get what they deserve. Now to business.
Like every year we are going to donate 1 USD to education projects for each science and chemistry product you bought at the Molecule Store in 2023.
Now to the very complicated math: last year we sold 674 pieces of science and chemistry t-shirts and jewelry. That makes a 674 USD donation to CO-OPERAID. 🥳
Now to our strongest sellers this year. As usual, our most sold molecule ring was the Serotonin + Dopamine Molecule Ring. It’s not surprising as this neurotransmitter molecule ring is simply beautiful.
Our most sold science necklace is our Anatomical Heart Necklace – simply nerdy and beautiful. And on sale at the moment!
In the category “science sweatshirts”, the winner is our Chemistree Ugly Christmas Sweater Unisex, of course. This marvel of ugly sweater design is a huge success at any laboratory or science department Christmas party!
And last but not least our science-themed t-shirts. We had two very strong contenders, it’s the Physics Gang Sign T-Shirt and the biologically rocking AT/GC DNA T-Shirt.
Biology, physics, chemistry, and biochemistry; that’s not bad. We hope to get some math and engineering in the mix soon.
Happy Chemistry
Simon
Just a quick note that our Ugly Christmas Sweater featuring a Chemistree, Molecules and other chemistry things is now on sale!
This is your best chance of getting an awesomely nerdy gift for the Holidays.
We make this science sweater from recycled polyester and as always give 1 USD to science education for each Chemistree sweatshirt we sell. This sale will only last for a short time, so get one (or even better: one for each of your nerdy friends too) now:
Free shipping in the US, free shipping worldwide if you get 3 😉
Here’s a video of the chemical sweater in action:
Science Week! It’s like Cyber Week but for trying to sell you Science Swag.
Here is the bullet list for you:
Some other important news is below.
A cute t-shirt with an embroidered Let’s Science the Shit out of this. A confusing graphic and a WTF? complements the slogan. Finding new explanations is very hard, but also fun sometimes. The best sciencing t-shirt out there. Get it here:
Our order deadlines are suggested dates by which you should place orders for the best possibility of receiving them in time for the holidays!
Estimates can change based on various factors, such as shipping delays, unexpected technical difficulties, or harsh weather.
All the geeky science and molecule jewelry in our shop.
→ Worldwide: Order before November 21th for the best chance!
This covers pretty much the rest of our chemistry & science products.
→ Europe & UK: Standard shipping Dec 5
→ Canada & US: Standard shipping Dec 10
→ Australia: Dec 08
→ Rest of the world: Standard shipping: Nov 19
We wish you a Happy Chemistree and very Chemical Holidays,
Simon and the Molecule Store Crew
PS: don’t know what to get? Just give away a couple of our Periodic Table Fridge Magnets!
First of all, we wish you a very chemical 2023. May all your scientific wishes get what they deserve. Now to business.
Like every year we are going to donate 1 USD to education projects for each science and chemistry product you people did buy in 2023. This year was a year of changes, have upped the quality and reduced the shipping distances for our molecule jewelry, science joke t-shirts, etc. This is why we sold less than last year, but we think this number will rise again.
You might help us with that by telling your nerdy friends about our nerdy products. We have compiled a list of said products below for you to share. 👇
Now to the very complicated math: last year we sold 944 pieces of molecule t-shirts and science jewelry. This resulted in a 944 USD donation to CO-OPERAID. 🥳
Here now are our top three chemistry apparel, jewelry, and best sellers to share with other nerds:
A Chemical Ugly Christmas Sweater
A Periodic Table of Elements Towel
A Serotonin + Dopamine Molecule Ring
Happy Chemistry
Simon
The very Chemical Christmas Holidays are coming closer, and in order for you to get yourself or your loved ones the perfect nerdy chemistry gift in time, we have listed the order deadlines below.
As every year: If you still don’t know what to buy, here comes our very short Science Holiday Shopping Guide 🎄
We have a chemistry ring, a science joke t-shirt, and a periodic table towel in (the molecule) store, ready to make any holiday a nerdy holiday.
One of our biggest sellers combines the two most important neurotransmitters in your brain into one beautiful molecule ring. Serotonin is thought to be a contributor to feelings of well-being and happiness and dopamine to help with learning, sleep, memory, attention, and motivation. It’s like a molecular superpower ring.
This must-have for any chemist or science nerd is a clear gift guide winner as even nerds need a towel, and you can’t go wrong with the size.
This super soft towel features a full periodic table of elements print, with all the known elements of this universe. There’s even an element of surprise on there somewhere.
Our favorite science joke t-shirt will also make your gift a very nerdy one. It features a DNA molecule and AT/GC nucleotides in form of a rock ‘n’ roll band logo. Because of course biology & science rock! If you like science joke t-shirts click here to see them all.
Our order deadlines are our suggested dates by which you should place orders for the best possibility to receive them in time for the holidays! Estimates can change based on various factors, such as shipping delays, unexpected technical difficulties, or harsh weather.
All the amazing molecule jewelry in our shop.
→ Worldwide: Order before November 21st for the best chance!
This covers pretty much all the nerdy rest of our chemistry & science products in the shop.
→ Europe & UK: Standard shipping: Dec 14
→ Canada: T-Shirts: Dec 09 – The Rest: Standard shipping: Dec 29 / Express shipping: Dec 08
→ US: Standard shipping: Dec 11 / Express shipping: Dec 14
→ Australia + New Zealand: Nov 29
→ Switzerland: Standard shipping: Dec 14 / Express shipping: Dec 16
→ Rest of the world: Standard shipping: Nov 29 / Express shipping: Dec 12
We wish you a Happy Chemistree and a very Chemical Christmas,
Simon and the Molecule Store Crew
At the Ministry of Chemistry, we love a good nerd joke. That is why we have added all the best chemistry & science jokes curated by the Department of Science Jokes and published them in our new Science Jokes Category.
We have all kinds of nerdy jokes for you nerds:
The best thing about our new geeky jokes: you can up-, and down-vote them to your liking – and if you know a great joke, you can simply leave a comment with the joke below and we will make sure to add it to our great selection of jokes.
Here are the top ten very best science jokes created in this universe so far:
From time to time we will take the best jokes and put them on t-shirts, hoodies, or posters at the Molecule Store. If you need any joke or meme on a t-shirt or anything else, please let us know and we will make your wish a reality.
Today we will tell your about 2 things we are very excited about: the lab coat project and our new periodic table fridge magnet set! The best thing about today’s post? We will give away one periodic table fridge magnet set tomorrow. Find out how to participate below!
Our friends at Genius Lab Gear have an amazing project going on where they are trying to revolutionize (this reminds me of our “Viva La Evolución” sweatshirt, a must-have in my humble opinion) how we dress in the lab. They used the feedback of 1000 scientists to design the lab coat of the future. All links and more information on the Molecule Store.
This is our newest periodic table of elements product – years in the making – now a reality: our new periodic table fridge magnet set! It’s pretty, made on-demand in the US, gets shipped without any packaging except a cardboard envelope, and comes with free US shipping for just USD 14. What’s the catch? You will have to cut out the elements by yourself. But it’s easy and fun.
It’s the perfect gift for any chemist or science nerd with a fridge. Extremely good for leaving elemental messages periodically. Inspiration needed? Here you go:
Genius, bro, nice, cute, ass, think, nerdy, OMG, cook, boss, fun, lab, lab coat, bacon, unicorn, ok, no brainer, baby, sexey, cookies, even “nerdy as fuck” and other combinations. Try chemspeller for even more ideas on what to spell with your new periodic table fridge magnets.
If you are feeling lucky you can participate in our nerdy giveaway on Instagram to win one periodic table fridge magnet set. If you don’t like Instagram you can simply reply to this email and express your feelings about why you should win our new periodic table fridge magnets. The deadline for entering will be tomorrow (Friday), so act fast 🙂
Happy Chemistry!
The Molecule Store already is the number one place to buy high quality science and especially molecule jewelry. With our newest additions of molecule ear climbers and science necklaces we set that position in stone 😉
We think science necklaces and rings are a great way to promote science education, which is written into our DNA (pun intended).
So without further ado, we present our newest science jewelry pieces:
Because the molecule & science necklaces are pretty small we can usually print two molecules (for sterling silver and brass jewelry that is) for the price of one. That is why we have a new line of 2 for 1 molecule & science pendants. If you need any other combination please let us know and we will add it. You can have either two times the same molecule, or mix and match to your liking. All of our molecule pendants also work great on 20 mm hoop earrings!
The pendants available right now are: serotonin & dopamine, caffeine, DNA, oxytocin, pi π
Molecules we are thinking about adding: THF and glucose. Please send us an email if you are interested.
Our bestseller from the past – now even more beautiful and with different molecules. You can mix and match those to your liking!
The molecule ear climbers available are now: serotonin & dopamine, oxytocin, DNA
Pretty cool heart necklace, because SCIENCE! Available in normal and small. Any science nerd will 🫀 this anatomical heart necklace, but for real.
A collection of cute math stud earrings. All the math symbols you need: π, e, √, Σ, f(x), x, ∞, 42. Basically “Life, the Universe, and Everything”.
Wearers of ties, listen up! We introduce to you the new and amazing DNA tie clip. It’s a tie bar for your tie that actually looks like DNA with the characteristic minor and major grooves. Really, really nerdy but also highly fashionable. Yeah Science!
The oxytocin ring is lovely (last pun for today) addition to our molecule ring collection. Oxytocin is a mammalian hormone that acts primarily as a neuromodulator in the brain. It is best known for its roles in sexual reproduction, in particular during and after childbirth. Read more about oxytocin here.
And that’s it, the new awesome science & molecule jewelry edition of this blog is over. Have a great day and see you soon. Happy Chemistry!
Here at the Molecule Store we are trying hard to be the number one place to buy science joke t-shirts. Simply because we love science jokes and science memes and we think they are a great way of spreading science education, which is the core mission of Molecule Store. In that spirit, we present you with 6 new science joke t-shirts!
We have 2 new binary code t-shirts in stock, the first one is a t-shirt with “NERD” spelled in binary, and the second one says “FUCK YOU!” (very mature) in binary.
We like computer science and are open to new suggestions for computer science jokes t-shirts. You can also suggest any binary code word t-shirt you want and we will add it to our collection.
Our first physics joke t-shirt features a rolling resistance figure explaining how a body rolls on a surface – because this is how we roll!
This t-shirt says I am a huge physics nerd but in a kind of cool way and is very sciency.
The next science meme t-shirt in line is our physics gang sign (right-hand rule) t-shirt. We simply put the right-hand rule a gang sign common amongst physicists on a t-shirt and voilà – you have a nerdy and awesome t-shirt. The right-hand rule is used as a mnemonic to find many three-dimensional space things like the Lorentz force or current direction in a wire. Read more about this gang sign on Wikipedia.
This science meme t-shirt is the international dance hit “What Is Love” by Haddaway from 1993 recreated with science all-stars! One of the best science jokes on the internet.
The song goes like this:
Watt is love?
Baby, don’t Hertz me
Don’t Hertz me
no Morse
Featuring the heads of James Watt, Heinrich Rudolf Hertz, and Samuel Finley Breese Morse. The best science meme t-shirt you can buy for money ever, period.
Last but not least we have our new t-shirt about research. This science joke t-shirt simply says: “If I knew what I was doing, it wouldn’t be called RESEARCH”
The quote “If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it?” gets attributed to Albert Einstein, like so many quotes. Our version “If I knew what I was doing, it wouldn’t be called research” is a bit shorter and easier on the eyes.
A must-have for anybody working and researching for their thesis, be it, Bachelor’s, Master’s, or Ph.D.!
