Watt is love?
Baby don’t hertz me.
Don’t hertz me,
no morse.
Author: Simon
Chemists
Chemists have alkynes of problems.
Mom
“Mom, what is… normal?”
“Oh Honey, it’s just a line perpendicular to the surface at the point of refraction.”
Sodium
Hey, know any good sodium jokes?
Na
Studying
Salt
Salt made a joke
it was sodium funny.
Math
Dear math,
stop asking me to find your X,
she’s not coming back and don’t ask Y.
Success
If at first you don’t succeed,
try two more times so that your failure is statistically significant.
Helium
You talk funny when you breathe helium.
He He He
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