Watt is Love?

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Watt is love?

Baby don’t hertz me.

Don’t hertz me,

no morse.

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Chemists

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Chemists have alkynes of problems.

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Mom

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“Mom, what is… normal?”

“Oh Honey, it’s just a line perpendicular to the surface at the point of refraction.”

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Sodium

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Hey, know any good sodium jokes?

Na

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Salt

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Salt made a joke

it was sodium funny.

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Math

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Dear math,

stop asking me to find your X,
she’s not coming back and don’t ask Y.

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Success

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If at first you don’t succeed, 

try two more times so that your failure is statistically significant.

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Helium

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You talk funny when you breathe helium.

He He He

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Oh Chemistree!

Find our Holiday order deadlines below! ⬇️

With this year’s COVID-19 problems it’s never too early to stock up on Chemistry Holiday sweaters, t-shirts and cookie cutters!

Check out all our new Chemistree products for a very chemical Christmas – we’ve got chemical ugly Christmas sweaters, t-shirts, and postcards.

We have been writing about the joy of Chemistree Ugly Christmas Sweaters before.

Holiday Order Deadlines

Our order deadlines are our suggested dates by which you should place orders for the best possibility to receive them in time for the holidays!

Science jewelry and cookie cutters shipped from Switzerland

US + worldwide: Try to order before December 4th

Europe: Try to order before December 11th

3D printed jewelry

Worldwide: November 21st
👉 check out our serotonin + dopamine molecule ring

Science clothing, postcards, stickers, towels etc. printed in the US or Europe

Europe, Canada: December 4th

US: December 10th

Australia + New Zealand: November 29th

Rest of the world: November 27th


We wish you a very chemical Christmas!


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