I’m so METAL
I rust in the shower.
Author: Simon
Time
Time exposes weak bonds.
– Van der Waals
Shrooms
Why do the mushrooms always get invited to the party?
Because they are a fungi.
Chemistry Party
A CHEMISTRY LAB IS LIKE A BIG PARTY
some drop acid and one guy always drops the base.
Get a drop the base postcard for your mother-in-law Marie.
π
Too much π gives you a large circumference.
Exotherm
Exothermic reactions?
I studied them before they were hot!
Fibonacci
This Fibonacci joke is as bad as the last two you heard combined.
Sodium Hydride
„I just spilled sodium hydride on my hand“
„Does it hurt?“
„NaH“
Nobelium
You Matter
You matter until you multiply yourself times the speed of light squared.
Then you energy.