Periodically Report 2023

First of all, like every year, we wish you a very chemical 2024. May all your scientific wishes get what they deserve. Now to business.

Like every year we are going to donate 1 USD to education projects for each science and chemistry product you bought at the Molecule Store in 2023.

Now to the very complicated math: last year we sold 674 pieces of science and chemistry t-shirts and jewelry. That makes a 674 USD donation to CO-OPERAID. 🥳

Now to our strongest sellers this year. As usual, our most sold molecule ring was the Serotonin + Dopamine Molecule Ring. It’s not surprising as this neurotransmitter molecule ring is simply beautiful.

Our most sold science necklace is our Anatomical Heart Necklace – simply nerdy and beautiful. And on sale at the moment!

Anatomical heart necklace in rose gold.

In the category “science sweatshirts”, the winner is our Chemistree Ugly Christmas Sweater Unisex, of course. This marvel of ugly sweater design is a huge success at any laboratory or science department Christmas party!

And last but not least our science-themed t-shirts. We had two very strong contenders, it’s the Physics Gang Sign T-Shirt and the biologically rocking AT/GC DNA T-Shirt.

Physics gang sign t-shirt.

Biology, physics, chemistry, and biochemistry; that’s not bad. We hope to get some math and engineering in the mix soon.

Happy Chemistry
Simon

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The Best Science Jokes

At the Ministry of Chemistry, we love a good nerd joke. That is why we have added all the best chemistry & science jokes curated by the Department of Science Jokes and published them in our new Science Jokes Category.

We have all kinds of nerdy jokes for you nerds:

  • physics jokes
  • biology jokes
  • math jokes
  • astronomy jokes
  • even chemistry jokes, even though we have to admit the best ones argon

The best thing about our new geeky jokes: you can up-, and down-vote them to your liking – and if you know a great joke, you can simply leave a comment with the joke below and we will make sure to add it to our great selection of jokes.

Here are the top ten very best science jokes created in this universe so far:

  1. Schrödinger’s Cat (+6)
  2. Chemists (+6)
  3. Periodically (+6)
  4. Astronomers (+5)
  5. Watt is Love? (+5)
  6. Sodium (+5)
  7. Avogadro (+4)
  8. Full (+4)
  9. Studying (+4)
  10. Solutions (+3)

From time to time we will take the best jokes and put them on t-shirts, hoodies, or posters at the Molecule Store. If you need any joke or meme on a t-shirt or anything else, please let us know and we will make your wish a reality.

A science joke with a graphic saying physics gang sign showing the right hand rule used in physics.
Physics Gang Sign is just one of the many science meme t-shirts at the Molecule Store.
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Periodically

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I was going to tell a sodium and hydrogen pun

but NaH

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Solutions

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Chemists have all the solutions.

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Full

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Are you full of beryllium, gold and titanium?

Because you are Be-Au-Ti-full!

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Watt is Love?

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Watt is love?

Baby don’t hertz me.

Don’t hertz me,

no morse.

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Chemists

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Chemists have alkynes of problems.

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Mom

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“Mom, what is… normal?”

“Oh Honey, it’s just a line perpendicular to the surface at the point of refraction.”

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Sodium

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Hey, know any good sodium jokes?

Na

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