Salt made a joke
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Category: Science Jokes
The best science jokes from this universe collected by the Ministry of Chemistry just for your nerdy pleasure.
Math
Dear math,
stop asking me to find your X,
she’s not coming back and don’t ask Y.
Success
If at first you don’t succeed,
try two more times so that your failure is statistically significant.
Helium
You talk funny when you breathe helium.
He He He
Oh Chemistree
Oh Chemistree, Oh Chemistree
How brightly burns your Bunsen burner
Oh Chemistree, Oh Chemistree
How brightly burns your Bunsen burner
The sight of thee at Chemistree tide
Spreads fear of all mad scientists far and wide
Oh Chemistree, Oh Chemistree
How brightly glows your Bunsen burner
Get a chemical Chemistree Christmas sweater for your Facebook friend Robert.
Endotherm
Endothermic reactions?
I studied them before they were cool!
Organic Chemistry
Where questions like “Where do you keep the chloroform?” are no longer suspicious.
Electrons
What happens when electrons lose their energy?
They get Bohr’d!
Get a Bohr’d Electrons t-shirt for your buddy Niels.
Metal Detector
My metal detector found gold.
Au yeah!
Israelites
Who led the Israelites through the semi-permeable membrane?
Osmoses