Why do plants hate math?
Because it gives them square roots.
Category: Science Jokes
The best science jokes from this universe collected by the Ministry of Chemistry just for your nerdy pleasure.
Geometry
Geometry keeps you in shape.
Hate Math
I used to hate math,
but then I realized decimals have a point.
Thermometers
Thermometers are speedometers for atoms and molecules.
Get a molecule ring for your sister Stefania.
Metal
I’m so METAL
I rust in the shower.
Time
Time exposes weak bonds.
– Van der Waals
Shrooms
Why do the mushrooms always get invited to the party?
Because they are a fungi.
Chemistry Party
A CHEMISTRY LAB IS LIKE A BIG PARTY
some drop acid and one guy always drops the base.
Get a drop the base postcard for your mother-in-law Marie.
π
Too much π gives you a large circumference.
Exotherm
Exothermic reactions?
I studied them before they were hot!