Fibonacci

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This Fibonacci joke is as bad as the last two you heard combined.

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Sodium Hydride

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„I just spilled sodium hydride on my hand“

„Does it hurt?“

„NaH“

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Nobelium

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Want to hear a nobelium joke?

No!

Get a periodic table towel for yourself!

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You Matter

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You matter until you multiply yourself times the speed of light squared.

Then you energy.

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Potassium

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Want to hear a potassium joke?

K.

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More Jokes

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I’d tell more chemistry jokes,

but the best ones argon.

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You Nerd

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NERD 2^2 LIFE!

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Nerdy

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We may be nerdy

but only periodically.

Get this chemistry joke on a t-shirt for your girlfriend Sophie.

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Math Side

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COME TO THE MATH SIDE

We have π!

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Girlfriend

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My girlfriend is like the square root of -100.

A solid 10, but also imaginary.

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