Periodically

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I was going to tell a sodium and hydrogen pun

but NaH

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Solutions

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Chemists have all the solutions.

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Full

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Are you full of beryllium, gold and titanium?

Because you are Be-Au-Ti-full!

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Watt is Love?

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Watt is love?

Baby don’t hertz me.

Don’t hertz me,

no morse.

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Chemists

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Chemists have alkynes of problems.

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Mom

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“Mom, what is… normal?”

“Oh Honey, it’s just a line perpendicular to the surface at the point of refraction.”

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Sodium

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Hey, know any good sodium jokes?

Na

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Salt

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Salt made a joke

it was sodium funny.

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Math

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Dear math,

stop asking me to find your X,
she’s not coming back and don’t ask Y.

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