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You Matter
You matter until you multiply yourself times the speed of light squared.
Then you energy.
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More Jokes
I’d tell more chemistry jokes,
but the best ones argon.
You Nerd
NERD 2^2 LIFE!
Nerdy
We may be nerdy
but only periodically.
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Math Side
COME TO THE MATH SIDE
We have π!
Girlfriend
My girlfriend is like the square root of -100.
A solid 10, but also imaginary.
Math Puns
Not all math puns are terrible,
just sum.
Funny Chemistry
Chemistry jokes are sodium funny.
I slapped my neon this one.
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