Proton

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Be like a proton and stay positive!

Get a positive proton sweater for your mother-in-law.

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m*a

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May the Mass Times Acceleration be with you!

Buy an m*a science joke t-shirt for your Facebook friend Isaac!

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Bond

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The name’s Bond. Ionic Bond. 

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Chemist

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What did the chemist say when he found two isotopes of helium?

HeHe

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Avogadro

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Why did Avogadro have trouble picking up chicks?

Because his number couldn’t fit in their phones.

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Astronomers

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How do astronomers organize a party?

They planet.

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