Where questions like “Where do you keep the chloroform?” are no longer suspicious.
Tag: chemistry
Electrons
What happens when electrons lose their energy?
They get Bohr’d!
Get a Bohr’d Electrons t-shirt for your buddy Niels.
Metal Detector
My metal detector found gold.
Au yeah!
Israelites
Who led the Israelites through the semi-permeable membrane?
Osmoses
Thermometers
Thermometers are speedometers for atoms and molecules.
Get a molecule ring for your sister Stefania.
Metal
I’m so METAL
I rust in the shower.
Time
Time exposes weak bonds.
– Van der Waals
Chemistry Party
A CHEMISTRY LAB IS LIKE A BIG PARTY
some drop acid and one guy always drops the base.
Get a drop the base postcard for your mother-in-law Marie.
Exotherm
Exothermic reactions?
I studied them before they were hot!
Sodium Hydride
„I just spilled sodium hydride on my hand“
„Does it hurt?“
„NaH“