Nobelium

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No!

Get a periodic table towel for yourself!

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Potassium

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Want to hear a potassium joke?

K.

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More Jokes

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I’d tell more chemistry jokes,

but the best ones argon.

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Nerdy

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We may be nerdy

but only periodically.

Get this chemistry joke on a t-shirt for your girlfriend Sophie.

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Proton

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Be like a proton and stay positive!

Get a positive proton sweater for your mother-in-law.

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Chemistry Joke

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Chemistry jokes are boron.

Physics jokes however have potential.

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Bond

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The name’s Bond. Ionic Bond. 

Taken, not shared.

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Chemist

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What did the chemist say when he found two isotopes of helium?

HeHe

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