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Watt is Love?

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Watt is love?

Baby don’t hertz me.

Don’t hertz me,

no morse.

Electrons

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What happens when electrons lose their energy?

They get Bohr’d!

Get a Bohr’d Electrons t-shirt for your buddy Niels.

Israelites

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Who led the Israelites through the semi-permeable membrane?

Osmoses

Thermometers

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Thermometers are speedometers for atoms and molecules.

Get a molecule ring for your sister Stefania.

You Matter

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You matter until you multiply yourself times the speed of light squared.

Then you energy.

Chemistry Joke

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Chemistry jokes are boron.

Physics jokes however have potential.

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