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Oh Chemistree, Oh Chemistree
How brightly burns your Bunsen burner
Oh Chemistree, Oh Chemistree
How brightly burns your Bunsen burner
The sight of thee at Chemistree tide
Spreads fear of all mad scientists far and wide
Oh Chemistree, Oh Chemistree
How brightly glows your Bunsen burner
Get a chemical Chemistree Christmas sweater for your Facebook friend Robert.
Endothermic reactions?
I studied them before they were cool!
Where questions like “Where do you keep the chloroform?” are no longer suspicious.
What happens when electrons lose their energy?
They get Bohr’d!
Get a Bohr’d Electrons t-shirt for your buddy Niels.
My metal detector found gold.
Au yeah!
Who led the Israelites through the semi-permeable membrane?
Osmoses
Why do plants hate math?
Because it gives them square roots.
Geometry keeps you in shape.
I used to hate math,
but then I realized decimals have a point.
Thermometers are speedometers for atoms and molecules.
Get a molecule ring for your sister Stefania.